[–]derek223556 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children). Only insects can match our genocidal tendencies. WhatsApp. The thing is, they were both pretty average dudes physically. Sammy is a real estate tycoon but is also a fanatic of editorial production. Humans are unusual animals by any stretch of the imagination. Now, letâs be clear. From the many species of animals, humans belong to only Homo Sapiens. There are many stories of humans withstanding terrible trauma and continuing to function. Bears do not go out of their way to attack humans but will also not think twice about charging a human who trespasses on their territory or threatens their young. Be nice. ROUND 3: Even a peak humans punch pales in comparison with a gorilla. Your post will get automatically removed if it is not flaired. I mean, a tiger or leopard could absolutely kill a spearman, but I think their odds would be decent. Top 10 Crazy Epic Wild Animal Fights Caught on Film I finally launched merch! REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. [–]Brook420 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). While there are the occasional fatal bites on professional snake handlers, snake charmers and others involved in the herpetological business or studies, most deaths are from bites of snakes feeling threatened by human presence and activity. [–]Seth_The_Wizard 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children). What makes these things so dangerous? Again, please see the suggested template above for more details. Laughing. [–]Rylingo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children). The dog would best to hit and run. If you do not properly flair your post, or reply incorrectly to a post because you didn't know the difference between 'Battle' and 'Scan-Battle', you agree to forfeit to us your soul in perpetuity or another soul of equal or greater value. And though one can argue that animals don't deserve the same rights as humans that's under discretion. Fight or Flight: What Wild Animals Can Teach Us About Stress. Alcibiades is a fucking mastermind. A great white shark, so long as the fight is on dry land. I keep seeing bears and wolves and things like that but you guys don't seem to understand how sharp their claws and fangs get or how powerful they actually are. These docile-looking water-going mammals are actually very vicious when provoked, marking territory or defending their young. The following post types and comments have been deemed low-quality by the community and may be removed. Having managed a powerhouse content production team in the past, he launched TheRichest as a passion project. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (3 children). That is way above normal human feats. I've seen comments in this thread that sound like people actually believe beating a bear isn't ridiculously unlikely, but that's just silly. With the veneer of civility gone human jaws have become a dangerous weapon. [–]After_Dark 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children). rights will come to have much less interest than before; and it will be seen that the differences between humans and other animals are not nearly so important, from a moral point of view, as we have usually assumed. Well, And I'm pretty sure that peace conference story is apocryphal, though it's a great story. If you see a large number of posts about a character, try someone else. B y dramatically changing the food we eat as well as the way it is grown and produced, humans can help stop the devastating impacts of climate ⦠(self.whowouldwin). [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (13 children). [–]DkS_FIJI 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). There's a reason why Animal Planet has become so popular in the past decade; animals are simply amazing. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time immemorial. Wow, that's wild! [–]BigStereotype 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). Within a minute, /u/WWWtron will have assigned you your shiny new flair. Same way you kill a horse with a spear. They have also filmed a hippo eating crocodiles killed from territorial disputes and also another one feasting on an antelope stolen away from a crocodile. Don't downvote. Our special abilities, from big brains to opposable thumbs, have allowed us change our ⦠[–]TSED 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). In water a human has no chance, but out of water a crocodile doesn't really have much in defense against a human hanging on to him. Forget the cuddly teddy bears you used to have as a child, real bears are huge hulks of muscle, teeth and claws. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. Comments that are memes for the sake of memes will be removed as well. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (9 children). Each and every animal reacts differently to human interaction and the general rule of thumb is to be aware of the signs and be prepared at all times. Overly broad, vague or opinion-reliant posts. You're allowed to repost but look to your left first. [–]TSED 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). Pigs can also get infected with human flu viruses, so they make a good mixing pot for new flu. Now a bear is like a wolf in that it's stronger and faster, but add another couple hundred pounds and a few hundred extra newtons of force. Meta posts, multi-part tournaments, and other non-conventional posts require mod approval. I think a human could beat a crocodile out of water via exhaustion. Every muscle on their body is wiry and dense. S3) I'd give a world-class striking MMA fighter a 50-50 chance against a large male chimpanzee or female gorilla. Also don't forget that the elephants Carthage used were a much smaller variety than the African Bull elephant or the Indian variety used in war. Other species besides chimpanzees have shown a penchant for collaborative killing, such as lions, hyenas and wolves, but this is typically in the form of hunting, rather than raiding parties. Even a Chimpanzee would tear an unarmed human to pieces. Fists are great weapons. [–]FitzyTitzy2 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child). On land they may only be capable of sudden bursts of speed, but in the water they can move with lightning-quick reflexes and grab then drag prey under. 100 men couldn't kill an elephant with their bare hands, if that's what you mean. Also crocodile's can move pretty fast on land so there's that to factor in. Mobility is a good point, but I don't think you're going to block an animal with a sword. Hippo vs Lion. Pin. To be fair, a crocodile probably isn't expecting its "prey" to charge at it and grab its mouth, so a human would have a pretty decent shot at doing so. Boom. Wolves aren't like dogs. It depends a lot on the gender, height, and weight of the both the fighter and the chimpanzee. If he was well trained, maybe he could take a hippo, though spears are a more common hunting weapon. "Your Favorite/Least Favorite" character threads are not allowed due to lack of discussion these types of threads generate. Could I kill a dog? [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children). They could kill dogs, some of the smaller big cats and possibly a wolf. If a group of unarmed humans get in a fight with a pack of wolves, it actually would be a very even fight, if the humans were experienced that is. It seems like we constantly search for these snippets of human traits (my old Ornithology teacher called them “gee whiz” stories) so we can marvel over the animals who are just like us. It's not a question of the average man, it is a question of the strongest animal a human can beat. Alcibiades is straight up a Game of Thrones character. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). nunchaku). Starting with the most obvious, humans have much higher intelligence than animals and have much more advanced communications. The Spartans found them and slaughtered them. If the animal tries to get up also hit it with the sword again. He was smart enough to tell the Athenian fleet to move their ships further along the shore, and they told him to fuck off. Dogs aren't the only animals who suffer in fighting rings; this inhumane "entertainment" also affects roosters used for cockfighting and hogs pitted against dogs in hog-dog fighting events. The first reported infections were linked to a live animal market, but the virus is now spreading from person to person. Scorpions are among the oldest creatures to ever live on earth. Shit, apes would probably have the best chance of beating a human. An estimated 1,000 people are killed by crocodiles each year, most of them fishermen and people living beside huge rivers. It would be because of a firearm. Gorilla fur won't prevent human bite from going through. Initially thought of as vegetarians, scientists were shocked to see them munch on meat when the situation was dire. People can behave cruelly because of their nature. Some animals that can kill a lion theoretically: polar bears, brown bears, sharks, killer whales, elephant seals, gorillas, anacondas, tigers, pihranas, humbolt squid, etc. Do not be insulting or derogatory towards others under any circumstances, and don't resort to ad hominem attacks. like i ssaid in a jungle environment. Apologies go a long way if you mess up. many different definitions depending on the source or the person you ask The politics had something to do with it, but let's not act like Scipio wasn't a wizard. No clue what the earthworm can do the human though. Plastic-Devouring Worms. Share. I don't know, I think a peak human (especially in round 2 & 3) could take an elephant which would be a lot stronger physically than a Grizzly. EDIT: No man-made weapons obviously, a human can still be a selection though. Amazing Wild Animals vs Human - Hunting lion , gorilla , Wild Animal Fights Caught On Camera Welcome to Channel ! The Viking at Stanford Bridge would like to disagree. This now includes "You vs" posts as of 29/10/2018; details on why are included in this modpost. The Humane Society of the United States 426K subscribers [–]nox1468 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (13 children), [–]RulerofReddit 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (12 children). Scientists are ramping up the breeding of lab mice as well as the testing of primates and other animals, but it all takes time. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. Even after the second week, he still has to learn how to eat bread, drink beer and put on clothes. We get outrun by ostriches and outswum by penguins. Ant. Disruptive gimmick accounts will be first warned then removed. Now, all these Dicks will attempt to destroy each other. They frightened the elephants (by sneaking into the Carthaginian camp...with trumpets lol), got them running towards the line out of control and let them go on their merry way through the channels. [–]Freevoulous 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). An average of five to 10 people a year are killed in encounters with bears. Some slower animals that were once unkillable to the human are now easy prey. Extra few hundred newton's? If we want to go off the biggest (by weight) animal a human might beat unarmed, it stops at the sub 100lb chimp. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child). The functions of this response were first described in the early 1900s. This thing can knock your head clean off any day of the week, and this guy has the balls to shove his arm down its mouth and bite its jugular. A sperm whale would honestly be way more impressive. learned to defend himself. A Human Can Easily Beat a Tiger in a Fight Without Weapons. "Why don't you start with the humans, and when all of our problems are fixed, then you can help animals?" Humans didn’t invent masturbation. Be nice and we'll respond in kind. EDIT: For round 2, without any particular training in the sword, I doubt it would give a huge edge to the hunter, so I don't think he'd be able to kill a stronger animal than a grizzly anyway. To submit a battle, click the Goku vs Superman (or Doom vs Vader) button above. As you can see, itâs impossible to survive such a fight. I'm not even sure it's that unlikely. Some coronaviruses that infect animals can be spread to humans and then spread between people, but this is rare. Others propose that animals, like humans, have a special awareness of their lives that differentiates them from the plant and mineral kingdoms. See this post for details. Then again, one can simply argue, why not? I explained how powerful a human punch can be. One of the worldâs largest pollution problems is plastic. No where in the OP or your comment is it specified that the animals cannot be extinct. If the human could get the croc upside down in the water (and avoid the mouth) they could drown it. That's insane. Players are able to fight through arcade mode become the King of Animals! I would add to this as well that the prompt also calls for bloodlusted humans intending to fight to the death. FUCK that. Any posts that do not promote evidence-based debate. [–]Milskidasith 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). This is the latest installment in my educational series “How to Fight Animals” Now, let’s be clear. Use your best judgment. Copy-pasta, Circlejerk or Meme derivative posts. When an animal or a person is infected with two different flu viruses, the viruses like to swap parts. Can confirm, took Ancient Greek history last fall. [–]nox1468 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child), well, they weren't superhumans, they where just lucky. A human that's trained with a spear is pretty deadly. No way a human has more than a 1/100 chance against a bear, and that's being generous. Human 6/10 vs wolf 4/10 vs bear. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–]Seth_The_Wizard 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children), I just want you to know that you've inspired me to make this, [–]brown_felt_hat 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (26 children). What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? Some poisons just cause extreme discomfort and fever in the hardiest of humans, but others may experience paralysis, convulsions and cardiac arrest. Round 1 may indicate a man of average proportions, but not necessarily an average man, and the question is not whether it is likely, but whether it is doable. man the punic wars were great. Humans have enlisted animals to help fight their wars since prehistoric times, and some of the worldâs earliest historical sources tell of battles between ancient warlords in horse-drawn chariots. Also, we're twisted motherfuckers. [–]Isord 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children). No, that reason is intelligence; tools are merely a manifestation of this. adult human strong muscular and hardened..! The New Mutants (movie versions) vs The Seven (The Boy tv show), The Court of Owls (dc comics) vs The Inheritors (marvel comics), The Red lotus (ATLA) vs The Furious Five (Kunfu panda), Tanjirou Kamado (Demon slayer) vs Hisoka (HunterXHunter). "Human beings are a part of the animal kingdom, not apart from it. [–]Volcanicrage 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children), Tools, intelligence, and, above all else, the ability to manipulate fire (ie the scariest thing in the world if you're an animal). I think rhino/ hippo would be about where people start getting fucked, hard. Why stop there? Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. He spent months in hospital after it gored him. Round 1 is almost certainly a grizzly bear. Of course this is the dominant mentality, based on a presumed superiority of humans, so much so that the slightest harm to a human is often seen to outweigh a tremendous harm to an animal. Well theoretically humans can kill every animal 0.1/10 if they can use stuff that lies around, just pierce an elephant with a pointy rock and hope the wound gets infected and he succumbs to sickness. [–]BigStereotype 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). ROUND 2: Whilst the sword is useful, without training humans still to get lucky with their strike. There is an intermediary stage, where he speaks like a human but thinks like an animal. If there's water nearby, the croc is just going to drag him to the water and then have his merry way with him. human) and quick enough to not make a sure thing. We may not have fur to protect against scratches and bites or claws to slash our enemies, but we are still big powerful apes. there is probably pebbles/sand). In a recent survey by the Human-Animal Bond Research Institute, 74% of pet owners said having a pet improved their mental health. Just poke it with your finger. A dog trained to fight humans (K9 german shepherd or something) you're dead if it wants you dead. Hell, hunters are sometimes killed by elephants while hunting them with guns. Yep. As to the wolf the human could probably come out on top, wolves are used to hunting in packs using teamwork. Know what, I totally forgot both parties were BL'd. Humans best weapon aside from their minds is their longevity (thanks bipedalism). 15 Stars From The Girls Next Door, Seattle Seahawks Won't Have Fans In Attendance For Their Next Two Home Games, What's Up With WhatsApp's Disappearing Messages, Julianne Moore's 8 Best Oscar Outfits, Ranked, Cody Calafiore Remains The Massive Betting Favorite To Win "Big Brother 22", Miami Dolphins Receive Approval To Have Full 65,000 Capacity At Hard Rock Stadium, 15 Things Narcos Got Wrong About Pablo Escobar's Life, The Boys Was Going To Be A Movie Long Before It Was Ever A TV Show, Jensen Ackles' Will Join The Boys Season 3 As Soldier Boy. But the only land animal I can see myself losing to is a bear. Against most animals you would prefer a longsword over a zweihander, only downward strikes are superior compared to a longsword everything else is weaker both in speed and force. I have a few attacks that could bring one down but bloodlusted it is a stomp. What about the 60 year old hunter guy who was sneaked up upon by a grizzly, mauled, and then managed to KO the thing with a single punch? Fight or Flight: What Wild Animals Can Teach Us About Stress Stress hits us from all sides and affects everything we do. best answer 10 points. They are faster and stronger than a human in every way. So the largest animal would be a Black or Grizzly Bear. Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae. So the strongest of humans could easily toy with the weight of a lion. Animals like lions and deers can be swallowed up easily as these are an enormous animal for an Anaconda. Coming in second in terms of attacks on humans is the tiger shark followed by the bull shark. Yes. Same story with lobsters, newts, bats, etc. Ask Mas Oyama who has fought and defeated over over 50 bulls. Animal rights is the idea in which some, or all, animals are entitled to the possession of their own existence and that their most basic interestsâsuch as the need to avoid sufferingâshould be afforded the same consideration as similar interests of human beings. Iâm not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. It shows the reasons we want to protect animals. Some people point out the fact that animals are capable of suffering. For a guide on flairing and how to filter out flairs you don't like, click here. Remember, its not about a fight, its survival. I'd jump in and drown. Check out our Official Submission Template for a few suggestions on how you can structure your battle with additional conditions and formatting to make it more interesting. We have to look into some facts that Anacondas mouth is not that wide and any animal with a wide area is not an easy target to swallow. Mosquitoes have also been around for millions of years and are not going anywhere anytime soon. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Find a flair you like, click it, and send the message it brings you to exactly as-is. Elephants devastated mass formations of spearmen (in flanking/rear actions, mostly, but the guys in the front line would have turned to fight them). Ilipa and Zama pretty convincingly show that Scipio was at least in the same ballpark tactically with Hannibal, and you could say he was more strategically competent. The human would get so owned, even with a knife of some sort. Slug. Yeah but their mouths are large enough that if you get anywhere near it you die wether he has teeth or not. A Human Can Beat A Horse In An Endurance Race : Shots - Health News Humans are pathetic at athletic feats compared to animals. They are anatomically similar enough to humans to be good martial arts targets but strong (5+X av. November 9, 2020 at 9:19 pm. Certain animals experience more cruelty at the hands of humans than others. [–]Man_with_the_Fedora 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). Give a man a zweihander and some luck, could kill a bear, moose, buffalo. The penalty for breaking the rules of this sub, contributing to spam, trolling, or purposefully making things more difficult for the mods may include being banned. It runs, and rather than try and kill it the old fashioned way, like ten of them jump on its back and drag it to the ground - this is ten lions we're talking about here - and then one of them clamps on its trunk and suffocates it. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they ⦠In short, becoming human is a step-by-step process, not an either/or binary. [–]thereddaikon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]berychance 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Drive the spear butt into the ground, get it to charge you, hope you hit a vital organ as the elephant drives a 10' pole into its chest cavity. However, for the chameleon, the human visual field is laughable. There is a large difference between "can beat" and "can expect to beat". The fight must be purely physical, e.g impacts/lacerations/crushing. Humans vs Animals. That's really just like a giant horse. One slash (doesn't even have to be a strong one) or one thrust is all you need. Shit. 8. You would have a good chance of killing most animals if you got the jump on them. Spider. They then reformed into a more traditional line and slugged it out with Carthage. Comments that are a few words and contribute no actual discussion ('lol' or '___ stomps'). No try thousands. He killed it with a gun afterwards, but KOing the thing WHILE MAULED AND OVER THE AGE OF 60 surely means that an average person could do it. Lv 4. I'll go with what others have said, a bear. Similar to tigers, lions use their teeth and claws to take down prey. Around 75 people around the world are attacked by sharks each year. [–]DeathDevilize 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). A human vs an elephant is literally a stomp. However, not all scorpion stings are a guarantee of death. No, this cat got caught in bed with her because an earthquake brought the walls down around them mid-coitus! the human is strong and raised in jungle. Richard in Canada says. In fact, the strongest of human beings can lift as much as 214 kilograms over their heads, and 523 kilograms to their waste. The war's over. If you get a good hit on an elephants leg before it gores you could kill it. Have you seen the bullets they put in elephant guns? My man defected FOUR times in the same war, including once to escape execution for knocking up the QUEEN OF SPARTA! Around 1,000 to 5,000 people are killed by scorpions every year. So if we talk about a small-sized man, Anaconda could swallow it. Yes I know it's easy to keep the mouth shut, the only issue is making sure your arm or leg isn't inside said mouth while trying to keep it shut haha. All the while, you have been gored and trampled. jet aircraft) or not designed to fight flying creatures (eg. The species is now extinct. While they are bred for the water, they have no problems on land and have been known to run up to 30 miles per hour pursuing enemies, even outrunning humans. More Great Lists. Some people simply don’t believe in animal rights, and governments have failed to produce legislation that protects all animals from human predation. Fever and death usually follows. Having the high ground is a game changer. [–]BigStereotype 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (22 children). ROUND 2 - The Human is given a longsword with which he has no training but understands the basic idea of how to use. Earthworm. Tools like him are the cornerstone of humanity. What is the strongest fantasy nation that the Holy Roman Empire could defeat? [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), The whole story was hilarious. Not exactly historically relevant, but still pretty funny. I was thinking in the sense of sneaking up on it. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children). Ah truth. A cheeta might be able to or another cat or big dog. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. Still an extremely powerful and intimidating animal on the battlefield to be sure though. Look at the Battle of Zama - Scipio eschewed the traditional Roman triple line in favor of three formations with corridors in between them. A highly common misconception in history is that a male silverback gorilla would beat any human in a fight because of their superior strength. Hippos have huge incisors that can fatally gore other animals and humans. These diseases range from malaria to dengue and many are often fatal if not treated immediately. Anything below the level of a timberwolf is killable at least 4/10, if both are bloodlusted. [–]Imperium_Dragon 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). Unfortunately, animal cruelty still runs rampant throughout much of the world. I think given the right terrain and a little outmaneuvering a human could beat just about anything with the exception of elephants and rhinos as long as they don't get caught in the open. Throw or stab it into the elephant's side and wait it out. What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? If you ask us how to do it, we'll know you didn't read this. EDIT: Oh and how did dude get caught? We know of confirmed unarmed human kills of a: bear, jaguar, anakonda, an aligator and several sharks. The grizzly bear attacks the main character because heâs a threat to its cubs. Animal memes such as Power Hook Dog, Mighty Fox, Magic Squirrel and more are now become Fighters!! [–]Seth_The_Wizard 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (12 children). It's not like there were paternity tests or anything. They don't have the same power as a dogs but they can still break bone. Bloodlusted doesn't mean "fighting stupid" it essentially means fighting to kill, morals off. Cape buffalos are quite heavy, weighing in at 1.5 tons and, stand tall at 1.7 meters high and approximately 2.8 meters long. Wild Animal Fights Caught on Video. That said, a powerful human punch can be lethal even to wild animals. Also my cat could outsmart me. To animal rights activists, the main problem with this view is that humans do not have the right to use and exploit animals, no matter how well the animals are treated. It's very telling that he Judo'd them out of the way instead of trying to fight them head on. Think police dog on attack mode plus. Report rule breaking and leave rule enforcement to the mods. But just suppose that you are in a big cage with the animal. 10 Animals That Can Detect What Humans Can't; 10 Animals Humans Are Driving To Extinction On Purpose; 10 Times Wild Animals Saved Humans; 10 Animals Humans Need To Survive Share. Simple Controls & Funny Animals & Exciting Battles!!! We're not really sure why, I've heard about a million different explanations, but he could have taken Rome and he didn't. [–]Feminineside 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]Lord_Nuke 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Animals doâthey react to movement: fight or flight or curiosity. Send us a message we'd love to help you with your thread. These Lab Animals Will Help Fight Coronavirus. Lots of animals can beat a lion in a fight. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they lunge at you they'll kill themselves on your sword. There are animals that the lion doesn't go up against either. Sword or no. Sometimes youll hear people say, âThese animal rights activists are trying to put animals above humans,â but thats not true. The best laboratory animal would not only get infected and get sick, but get sick in the same way that humans do, showing a similar course of disease. I understand certain animals have significant advantages over another but overall what animal would be the top dog at one on one physical confrontations? Probably, doesn't mean I'm not going to run away when one tries to attack me. Quick thinking, decent fitness, and a clear head are all a human really needs to kill most animals in the world excluding large African creatures and stuff like gorillas. A wolverine goes absolutely nuts. Hereâs another strange thing. The most LOL-worthy things the Internet has to offer. Close. How else do you get a sweet Bear Rug? Usually, these animals only attack when their peace is disturbed or when they feel that you are a threat to them. 4 years ago. A fresh take on sports: the biggest news and most entertaining lists. [–]ViolentThespian 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). But any wildlife animal’s behavior can be unpredictable. They can run fast and have surprised many campers because they can climb up trees fast too. For your information: Bearsâ bite force is 1,160psi (as if a human bit a sausage), their claws are 4-6 in long, and their weight is around 660-880 lb. ROUND 3 - Like round 1 but with a realistic peak human. [–]BigStereotype 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago* (2 children). A gorilla would fuck up literally any human ever. Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. No one expects you to be a genius when it comes to every aspect of every character. They went extinct around 200 A.D.; possibly due to over harvesting for use in Venatio games (hunting/combat games in places like the Coliseum involving animals). Deer that cross highways are often transfixed by vehicle headlights and freeze in place, this often leads to collisions along lonely stretches of highway in the U.S. and other parts of the world where there are deer. Create a wound that will bleed and then run and hide. Distasteful posts for the sake of being "edgy". The scientific community widely agrees that the novel coronavirus pandemic started with an animal passing the virus to humans. Are you implying that beating a bear without a weapon isn't a crazy out of the ordinary occurrence? Gorillas fur thickness > Human teeth length. The North African Elephant. If asked, you must provide evidence for your claims or drop the argument. Also, he allegedly chopped the penises off of the stone statues of Hermes in Athens before sailing to battle in Sicily. The technique for beating a tiger is simple: Use your non-dominant arm as a shield, and wait for the tiger to bite it. Choose your favorite animal and join the fight!! Still others base their support of animal rights on simple observation of animals. Absolutely they could kill it. If you're going to repost try to broaden or change the discussion to keep it fresh. I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. Stress hits us from all sides and affects everything we do. Humans will want to outlast or trick their opponents. could he kill any animal that is bigger or equal to human? A human could luck out against most animals. Round 1. Mainly it shows how one person with a spear could take down an elephant. Joke posts, or posts that are primarily humurous in nature, are not allowed. and join one of thousands of communities. [–]ughzubat 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children). I'd give one a 50-50 chance against a male Chacma baboon and even then the guy would get some really nasty bites. Human beings, unlike other animals, are able to reflect on and make judgments about our own and others' actions, and as a result, we are able to make considered moral choices. Any animal CAN beat a lion, including tuna. Humans are constantly at war with disease. [–]mx_skaminy 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children). Remember, the mods are humans, and we realize you're human, too. It's a totally different target. Humans are severely underestimated in terms of how powerful we are unarmed. With many cities in India expanding into land that used to be jungles, snakes have been forced to deal with ever-encroaching human population and activity. Alcibiades the GAWD. They have killed since they were babies. “Animal fighting” is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Snail. Due to their smaller size and possibly more docile nature they were able to be tamed in fairly large numbers by the Carthaginians, but the methods used have been lost to history. Who is the strongest Gotham villain Sherlock Holmes aided by GCPD could takedown? Generally speaking, the animals that can provide monetary value to human beings are destined to face the most cruelty. I was thinking predators, mostly. actually, the human's best bet is to aim for the mouth. I'm going to call this non-canon. To us, this visual field feels pretty decent. [–]Milskidasith 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago* (48 children). What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? Stronger, faster, more agile and smart enough. However, when they are around and in large numbers local lifeguard services usually close off beaches. It’s hard to imagine being able to see more than what we already can. From what I've read, it's generally accepted as a mistake that he didn't march on the city at that time and place. Human kicks can, will and have killed dogs. Animal rights have been the subject of much debate, especially among animal rights groups who fight for animal welfare. [–]ZukoBaratheon 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). It is a good guess that historically most people who have not set out to fight a bear prefer to avoid it or run away, not put it in a full nelson, so of course it's not going to be that common an occurrence. When these animals feel that they are in danger they attack head on, using their extremely sharp horns. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time i. This is what happened with SARS-CoV-2, which likely originated in bats. This can be done by throwing a few spears at it and then tracking it. this says what can they beat, not what can they beat consistently, [–]RulerofReddit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]whiteflagwaiver 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]Brook420 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (3 children). I would be more interested in finding out what the strongest animal a human could beat 5/10 times or better is. [–]mx_skaminy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. But you gotta stare those tusks down to do that. On top of the killer list is the Indian cobra. These beasts can grow up to terrifying lengths. Round 1. The biggest living crocodile in captivity is an 18-footer in Australia, although the biggest ever caught was a 20-foot saltwater crocodile caught in the Philippines that died last February. Posts with a clear political or social agenda. On the other side many animals out there still carry the genetic memory of feasting on some of our unfortunate predecessors. Maybe drowning, or hitting it in the head with a rock or something. We issue warnings if we believe the user means well but we are not obligated to do so. They are ambush masters in the water. There are also many stories of humans getting fucked up by bears. The intensity of events can lead to serious anxiety issues and pull us away from leading a peaceful and happy life. Every year millions of people swim in the sea, the domain of the jellyfish. I guess this is the answer if you interpret the question as "what is the strongest animal a human would have the possiblity of beating?" Try outlining arenas, special conditions, multiple rounds and specifying the universe/version of characters if you're looking for a good discussion. Statistically Cape buffalo are responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other large animal. But, it would have nothing to do with size or strength. Human is unlikely to engage in hit-and-run tactics. Fists are for sparring, not killing. [–]Defengar 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). Those seeking to protect sharks from overfishing by humans still insist the chances of people getting killed by a shark are overall still less than their chances of dying in a plane crash or getting hit by lightning. Well, Hugh Glass fought off a bear with his hands, was wounded and left for dead, then tracked through miles of dangerous terrain. The majority of people can work to save other people, while the minority of people will work to save animals. âAnimal fightingâ is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Biting and holding a bloodlusted human gives them a fantastic chance rip your eyes out. [–]RulerofReddit 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]FitzyTitzy2 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (4 children). The biggest of them can grow up to weigh around three tons. Have you read about the Peloponnesian Wars? Thought by scientists to have evolved from sea-dwelling creatures that went on land, the scorpion has taken to land quite nicely, given that it has had millions of years to evolve and adapt. Humans are currently on top of the world’s food chain, but we should not let our dominant status lull us into a false sense of security. If humans deserve to be liberated, why not liberate animals? It's not likely a human could defeat something like a polar bear but it's not impossible. If the humans were armed then the humans would most likely win. (Fighting a crab? Well I guess a human "can" beat an elephant if it trips and hits its head hard enough. - Have a nice time watching our content. What happened next? Don't know about the first round but with the longsword I give it to the human 8/10 against A wolf. Pretty sure that's an urban myth meant to mess with outsiders. You can also block much better with a longsword and of course your overall mobility is highly increased as well. I'll just do round 3. EDIT: You know, except for the whole civil war part. Posts must be some form of battle, competition, or challenge or they are considered off-topic/META and should go in our weekly off-topic discussion posts. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. For more information click here. Animals are key players in the coronavirus saga. A long fight benefits us. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), i agree that scipio is a worthy opponent for hannibal tactically, they are close enough, but i do feel that hannibal is the vastly superiour one within the same weight class, i would disagree on the notion that scipio is more strategically competent, the biggest difference between hannibal and scipio is the fact that one of them had massive support from their government whilst the other basically did not have any support, hannibal cannot conduct sieges because his country refuses to support him, sieges are expensive and takes a lot of supplies, supplies that he will have to receive from someone (*cough government), Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae, like i said, he lacked support from his government, his soldiers are exhausted, diminished and wounded from cannae, his supplies are low, he cannot afford a siege on rome without potentially throwing his entire army away, and its not easy to siege a city when every single male in the city served in the military at some point, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). While there are the occasional fatal bites on⦠In some instances, one of the animals may be a âbait animalâ used for the ostensible purpose of sport or training. But there is one ape I might be able to take: the bonobo That's just the obvious stuff, too. Human is bloodlusted. I don't think ten of them would have signed up to fight one. No poison/venom and no use of infectious bacteria etc. Edit: Just to clarify, these animals can possibly be defeated by an unarmed human, but may not be plausible. Over exploitation of exotic wildlife is definitely not a new thing. Every year about a hundred or so people die from jellyfish stings. Once … © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. No me knows about how can an Anaconda eat a whole human being. One can't help but wonder if the day will come for animals, too; one can only hope. Clue what the strongest animal a human has more than 5 posts day! 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